HjonkCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5538	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

New Minecraft Servers

The HjonkCraft Server Network:

HjonkCraft has just recently relaunched and now offers one of two server experiences

Survival: Featuring a freshly reset map, our survival experience focusses on keeping things vanilla and simple. We make use of land claims to keep players plots and areas protected. A bidding-based auction system is used along with jobs and shops to keep our server economy alive and at the forefront of the experience. HjonkCraft Survival prides itself on its easy going and laid-back community, the construction of towns and player run markets is encouraged, and new friends are easy to come by!

Pixel Valley: A unique single player game mode inspired by Stardew Valley, this farming sim blends elements of sky block, prison and economy into one by forcing each player to start on a farm that is home solely to them. You must harvest crops, sell, buy seeds, replant and repeat. As you earn more and more money, youll be able to expand your farm land, buy new tools and equipment, and visit new shared areas which will grant access to more block types. Farmers in Pixel Valley are in a constant race to see who will grab a hold of, and maintain the rank one spot on the servers Baltop leaderboard.

HjonkCraft is a community that prides itself on its easy going community were a fun loving laid back bunch who try to keeps things simple yet fresh. Come play with us at: IP: play.hjonkcraft.com Website: www.hjonkcraft.com Discord: http://discord.gg/UgJc4JA8yM

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GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Station

act of brutality, controversial, criticism, Cuba, detain, detention, detention center, donald trump, GLOBAL RESPONSE, Government, Guantanamo Bay, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, migrants, Plan, policy, political decision making, Rebuke, Refugee Crisis, Station, Trumps, united states

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Zombie Dances:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

so, like, u know how trump is all like “let’s put migrants in guantanamo bay”? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about love and peace and building cool stuff in minecraft! no detention centers here, just fun times and epic builds!

join us if u wanna escape the chaos of the real world and chill with some awesome peeps who just wanna have a good time. we have mini-games, survival mode, creative mode, and even a secret underground base where we plot world domination (just kidding… or are we?).

plus, if u join now, u get a free llama mount to ride around on and show off to all ur friends. who needs guantanamo bay when u can have a llama mount, right? so come on over and join the fun! let’s build a world where everyone is welcome and no one gets locked up for just trying to find a better life. peace out, homies!

Harvest SMP

age, anti cheat, application, Biome, Builds, Community, continent, Contraptions, Datapacks, Discord, Economy, Events, Farm, Harvest, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Minigames, Plugins, Redstone, smp, world border

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	167	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Towns Built:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	463
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to Harvest SMP!

We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 4, and would like to invite you all to play!

Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds. Your voice in this server matters just as much as anyone else. Together, the admin team is dedicated to bringing a quality SMP experience for all and want to give players as much freedom as we possibly can.

We want to have a very relaxed and laid back feel to the SMP. Whether you want to build crazy redstone contraptions, or simply want to have a small house and a farm somewhere in the world, you’re free to do so. If you have 10 years of experience playing this game or you’re very new to the game, you’re still welcome here!

Our main focus this season will be togetherness. In previous seasons we had no world border meaning you could build anywhere. In our end of season survey, one of the biggest issues we felt as a community was that everyone was too far away. So this season we will be on one single continent using the Continents datapack, with a world border that will occasionally expand to reveal more continents.

A lot of our player base is in their mid 20s, but we have players in their 50s and older as well. Everyone is welcome here!

Features

Our most noticeable features are those which give us a Hermitcraft-like experience. A variety of datapacks and plug-ins have been put together to give us a close enough to vanilla experience. We also have implemented Anti-cheat plug-ins to ensure everyone is having a fair and equal experience.

A bonus to this season is the use of a biome datapack. It slightly overhauls the biomes in the game giving us a closer experience to what Mojang had teased with its’ wild update. We are using the Blooming Bioshpere datapack for this. Blooming Biosphere Datapack

We also have a creative dimension!

We plan on having a shopping district with a diamond based economy as well as a minigame district where we can all hangout and have fun.

Whitelist

We have set up an application process in our discord that all players need to fill out before joining. This is to ensure that you are a good fit for the community. Remember, this is an 18+ server. To apply, simply join our Discord and begin your application process: Discord

This server is very relaxed, there will be times with no events though we will try to have them as often as we can. The entire mod team works full time, but we try to be here as much as we can for all of you!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, this is an 18+ server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join our Discord and begin the application process.
Are there specific build styles required?	No, all build styles are accepted.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited.
What can I expect in terms of community events?	We aim to have community events as often as possible, but there may be times with no events.

Epic Quest Minecraft 1.21.2

1 million dollars, 1.21.2, 1M, big reward, cash incentive, challenge for money, Epic, financial incentive, financial motivation, follow for a year, follow for cash, follow for money, long-term commitment, lucrative offer, million dollar question, Minecraft, money challenge, money experiment, money for commitment, money motivation, one year challenge, Quest, tempting proposal, year long commitment

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! This server is like the wildest rollercoaster ride you’ve ever been on, but in Minecraft form!

We got more epic quests than a knight in shining armor could handle, and the loot is so good, it’ll make your grandma jealous.

Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, and we’re always down for a good laugh and some shenanigans.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of pixelated madness and mayhem, then this is the place for you! Join us now and let the good times roll!

UncleCreepBeGoneMC

AITAH, backhanded compliments, calling out, Conversation, creepy comments, Defensive, Disappointed, EMBARRASSMENT, exaggerating, family barbecue, Girlfriend, hit on, Jealousy, Joker, overreacted, private handling, public calling out., Struggle, touchy, uncle, UncleCreepBeGoneMC, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	New Chunks Explored:	24817
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama and creepy uncles are strictly prohibited! Join us for a fun and safe gaming experience, where you won’t have to worry about any uncomfortable situations like the one mentioned above.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and make new friends along the way.

Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for creepy uncles or any other inappropriate behavior. If anyone tries to make you uncomfortable, just call them out in the chat and our moderators will take care of the rest.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks. See you in the game!

NoMoreNether – Too many ghasts and not enough snacks!

10. Unpleasant travel memories, 11. Travel mishaps, 12. Bad vacation spots, 13. Places to steer clear of, 14. Travel disappointments, 15. Avoiding tourist traps, 16. Unpleasant travel destinations, 17. Regrettable vacation choices, 18. Travel nightmares, 19. Disastrous travel experiences, 2. Avoiding bad destinations, 20. Places to skip on your next trip., 3. Regrettable travel choices, 4. Travel horror stories, 5. Disappointing vacations, 6. Places to avoid, 7. Travel regrets, 8. Terrible tourist destinations, 9. Never again travel spots, Ghasts, NoMoreNether, SNACKS, worst travel experiences

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4834
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Farms Harvested:	601

Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a creepy, haunted mansion and got chased by a pack of zombie llamas? Yeah, that’s definitely a place you never want to visit again. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is nothing like that! Join us for a wild adventure filled with rainbow-colored sheep, talking parrots, and secret treasure chests hidden in the most unexpected places. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a giant chicken who loves to break out into dance parties whenever someone finds a rare diamond. So why not join us and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (unless those zombie llamas show up again, in which case, run for your life!).

RainbowCraft: Happy Blocks & Crazy Minds

Bisexual, blocks, crazy, Happy, Lesbian, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ mental health, LGBTQ+ individuals, LGBTQ+ mental health conditions, LGBTQ+ mental health disparities, LGBTQ+ mental health research, LGBTQ+ mental health statistics, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health comparison, mental health conditions, mental health disparities, mental health issues, mental health rates, mental health research., mental health statistics, mental health studies, Minds.., RainbowCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1048
Infernal Machines Built:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit for all u minecraft players out there. we got rainbow blocks and unicorn horses and all that jazz.

if u join this server, ur mental health will be, like, off the charts good. like, u will be happier than a pig in mud. we got therapists in the game who will give u virtual hugs and kisses to make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

plus, like, if u identify as LGBTQ+, this server is, like, the place to be. we got rainbows everywhere and pride parades every day. u will feel so loved and accepted, u won’t even remember what sadness feels like.

so, like, come join us on this magical minecraft journey. ur mental health will thank u, and u will have more fun than a llama at a disco party.

Newsky – private vanila server minecraft

1.21.4, banner, Discord, entrance, free, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraft rating, newsky, private server, private vanila, server description, Servers, Storage, truck server, Vanila

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	221	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Private free truck server at 1.21.4Entrance via Discord

65.108.21.214:25628

Quirm SMP

1.21.4, Community, Competition, Coreprotect, Discord, Events, Expectations, Lag-free, mature-smp, Minecraft, mod, proximity chat, Quirm, rules, Simplicity, smp, tps, Unique, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	8285
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Quirm SMP

Apply here

Overview:

In Quirm, We’re all about keeping it Unique and Simplicity. We aim to provide a space where players can relax and enjoy Minecraft in a fun and awesome way!

Server Specs
64 Gigabytes of RAM, AMD Ryzen 9 7900X CPU, 2 TB SSD STORAGE

Why Quirm SMP?

Our server features:

Have a pure vanilla experience with some unique twists and quests
Active community with up to 20+ players on weekends
Proximity chat gameplay
CoreProtect to prevent griefing
Unique events and competitions
Lag-free experience with 20 TPS

Rules & Expectations:

Must be at least 17 years old
Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod
Be civil, have common sense, and respect others
Must have a Discord account to join

Additional Info:

All mods allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect
Exclusive items through weekly events
Mobs and players drop heads upon death
Builder-friendly server
Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4 with Simple Voice Chat
Weekly events and border expansion

Mfinda Anime Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, animation, Anime, collaboration, feature length, film, Land, Masao Maruyama, Mfinda, nlite, Project, Shop

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Farms Harvested:	485
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

We got Masao Maruyama collaborating on a feature-length animation project called “Mfinda”!

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s connected to such a cool project, right?

Plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen!

So come on, join us and let’s have a blast in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

NoMoreRoomieMinecraftServer

AITAH, college, crack, dorm room, emotional, Financial, forcefully, Friend, living off, Messy, moving out, NoMoreRoomieMinecraftServer, roommate, Situation, Struggling, Unannounced, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate roommate drama in a virtual world! Join now for a chance to deal with pesky roommates like Liz who never leave and make a mess everywhere they go.

Experience the thrill of trying to kick out unwanted guests while navigating through a virtual dorm room with a curtain separating you from the chaos. Will you be able to convince your roommate to see the light and get rid of their freeloading friend?

Join our server now and show off your negotiation skills as you try to maintain peace in your virtual living space. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate roommate drama queen! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyBoyzStealinCash

aita, alcoholic ex, arrest, Asshole, backstory, bad guy, Beliefs, CraftyBoyzStealinCash, family rift, girlfriend’s son, gravity, Job, Money stolen, Prevention, relationship, sports, successful life, theft, WARRANTS

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where stealing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of thievery and chaos as you navigate through a world where anything goes.

Need a job? No problem! We offer in-game employment opportunities for all players, even if you’re just a kid. Who needs sports when you can be a professional thief in our virtual world? Plus, we have a strict no judgment policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone telling you that you’re in the wrong.

Join us on the server where being the bad guy is actually a good thing. And don’t worry about ending up like your girlfriend’s ex – we’ll make sure you’re on the path to success, one stolen diamond at a time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s steal some blocks and build a new life together!

PixelPraiseCraft

Compliment, distinct, eXtraordinary, flattered, individualized, memorable, one of a kind, particular, personalized, PixelPraiseCraft, praise, quirky, rare, Singular, Special, standout, stuck with you, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weirdly specific

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3938
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)!

One player said our server was so amazing, it cured their fear of spiders in real life. Another player claimed they found a diamond block in every single chest they opened. And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a secret unicorn level hidden somewhere in our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a dancing Enderman or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AssadCraft: Hand Over to Russia

AssadCraft, Bashar al-Assad, civil war, Conflict Resolution, delegation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Hand, hand over, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, regime change, russia, sanctions, Syria, united nations, War Crimes

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Magic Items Found:	5610
Potions Brewed:	65	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

so, liek, u know how syria is all liek “hey russia, can u plz give us bashar al assad?” and russia is all liek “sure, why not?” and then they just hand him over liek it’s no big deal. but, liek, why would syria even want that dude back? maybe they just wanna play minecraft on our server and need some extra players. come join us for the most epic battles and crazy adventures, where even world leaders are getting in on the action! who knows, maybe bashar al assad will be your next minecraft buddy.

Echoing Realms 1.21

argue, argumentation, assertion, BELIEF, Benis, Contention, controversy, Conversation, debate, disagreement, discussion, Dispute, Echoing, fact, Listen, opinion, perspective, point of view, Realms, Statement, Truth, vageen

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! Why? Because you can put your benis in vageen and that’s that! Like, where else can you do that in Minecraft, huh? It’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure, come join us now!

SkiPatrolShowdown

#youtube, accident, care, colorado, Confrontation, Expert, family vacation, first time skiing, Florida, green trails, Mountain, overreacted, RECKLESS, Ski Patrol, ski patrol officers, skiing, SkiPatrolShowdown, Son, Support, Utah

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	7104	Runes Activated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Star Shards Collected:	198	Divine Spears Created:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as that guy who crashed into my son on the slopes? Look no further! Our server is filled with adrenaline-pumping adventures and unexpected twists, just like that ski collision!

Join us for a ski-themed Minecraft experience where you can race down virtual mountains, build snow forts, and even encounter rogue skiers who may or may not crash into you (just kidding, safety first!).

And don’t worry, our ski patrol is always on the lookout for troublemakers, so you can rest assured that your virtual ski trip will be as safe as possible. Plus, if anyone tries to ruin your fun, you can report them just like I did on the slopes!

So come join us on our server and let’s make some epic memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into that reckless skier from the slopes and give him a piece of your mind (virtually, of course). See you on the slopes!