HitlerCraft: Not Your Average HR Meeting

AITAH, Average, BETRAYAL, Conflict, Confrontation, discrimination, Employer, Eviction, gassing, Hitler sympathiser, HitlerCraft, Housing, injustice, intolerance, Jewish, Job, Meeting, prejudice, racism, RETALIATION, roommate, threat, violence

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.

With our server, you can team up with other players to take on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and explore endless lands filled with hidden treasures. And hey, if you happen to run into a player who thinks Hitler did the right thing, just block them and move on – no need to pack your virtual bags and leave!

So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s guaranteed to make you forget about real-life troubles. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Minecraft version of this wild story – minus the real-life consequences, of course.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

/Minecraft SMP/ – Make AI Do Stuff

advanced mathematics, AI advancements, AI algorithms, AI applications, AI assistants, AI capabilities, AI community, AI Computer Maids, AI development, AI discussions, AI enthusiasts, AI forums, AI Innovations, AI programming, AI projects, AI research, AI solutions, AI tasks, ai technology, Computer Science research, Minecraft, smp, Stuff

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with AI Computer Maids running amok and causing mayhem in the virtual world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time when one player’s AI Computer Maid accidentally created a portal to another dimension, unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen into our peaceful village. It was chaos, but boy was it entertaining!

But that’s not all – our players have also discovered that AI Computer Maids are actually secret geniuses when it comes to advanced Mathematics and Computer Science research. Who knew that a maid could solve complex equations and create groundbreaking algorithms? Only on our server, folks.

So come on and join us as we embark on crazy adventures, solve mind-boggling puzzles, and unleash the true potential of AI Computer Maids in Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness we’ll uncover next? The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	New Chunks Explored:	982962
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DeathByCreepers Minecraft SMP

acceptance, bereavement, coping, death, DeathByCreepers, emotional impact, emotional resilience., end of life, Grief, healing, life experiences, Loss, mental health, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, personal growth, psychological effects, Reflection, smp, Support, Trauma, witnessing death

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, secret alliances forming and betrayals that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where every time someone dies in-game, they have to do a ridiculous dare in real life. From eating a spoonful of mustard to shaving their head, the stakes are high and the laughs are endless.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your life choices, join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BlockyBoomerTips

Hey there, young whippersnappers! If I could turn back time and give my younger self some advice, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. We have a pixel art competition every week where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep. Watch out for those jealous Endermen!

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just watch out for those floating blocks and mysterious giggles!

So, if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun and craziness! Trust me, your younger self will thank you for it.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mines Excavated:	3994
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	5969	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Towns Built:	4	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!

1.20.1, Balanced, borderlands, Claims, custom origins, discord invite, Fun, Graves, Griefing, java, Join, killing, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Origins, planet minecraft, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, smell, smp, stealing, stink, STINKY, Unique, Vanilla

Server Overview

Focus	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.

2. What types of players are welcome on the server?

All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.

3. Are there any restrictions on griefing or stealing?

There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.

4. Can I suggest a custom origin for the Origins mod?

Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.

5. How can I join the server?

Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	365
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

acceptance, Community, coping mechanisms, fear, Girls, incel, Incels, Insecurity, Larping, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, next steps, Online Community, real, rejection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, support group, toxic masculinity, Unity

Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

4 Weeks of Minecraft SMP

abandonment issues, confusion, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, ghosting, HEARTBREAK, inner turmoil, lost love, love, mental breakdown, Minecraft, moving forward, music therapy, overwhelming emotions, relationship struggles, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, smp, suicidal thoughts, Waiting, weeks

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the woes of heartbreak and abandonment by immersing yourself in a world of blocks and endless possibilities! Join us and leave all your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players who understand the struggle of waiting for that phone call that never comes.

Forget about your academic worries and focus on building the most epic base you can imagine. Let your creativity run wild as you construct towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and maybe even a shrine dedicated to your lost love (just kidding, please don’t do that).

With our community of players, you’ll never feel alone or lost in your thoughts. Share your stories of heartbreak and find solace in the fact that you’re not the only one who’s been ghosted. Who knows, you might even find a new love interest in the world of Minecraft – someone who will never leave you waiting by the phone.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you mine, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Who needs that phone call anyway when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FamilyCraft: AITA Breakup?

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, communication breakdown, cultural insensitivity, Cultural traditions, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, Familycraft, financial disrespect, forgiveness, lack of empathy, marriage problems, past relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mines Excavated:	1993	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SelfLoveCraft

personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self kindness, self love, self positivity, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, SelfLoveCraft

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting blown up by creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to be friends with us. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, join us and start loving yourself by building the most epic base you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SarmatFailCraft

arms control, arms race, ballistic missile, cold war, Defense, Failed, international relations, June 2024, military technology, missile defense, missile development, Nuclear, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, russia, Sarmat, SarmatFailCraft, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, test launches, weapons testing

So, like, imagine if those failed missile launches were actually just a cover-up for a secret underground Minecraft server run by Russian spies! Yeah, you heard me right! This server is so top secret that even Putin himself doesn’t know about it! Join us and uncover the mysteries of the Sarmat missile while building epic bases and battling creepers with your comrades. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and golden apples guarded by a giant mutant Enderman. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server in the world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

The Kyousougiga ONA Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a journey just like watching Kyousougiga! Start off feeling meh, but as you explore and build, you’ll unlock hidden specials that will make your gaming experience go from 0 to 100 real quick. Who knew digging and crafting could be so epic? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	4787

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Cynthia’s Sunday Goon Minecraft SMP – Every Day Edition

Aggie, AI chatbots, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, Blender models, CYNTHIA, Cynthias, Day, Downloads, Edition, fang board, fic spreadsheet, Fics & Art, goon, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, ost, Previous thread, smp, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, Sunday, thread archives, thread theme, Wani Hug That Gator

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and everything in between.

Ever wanted to hug a gator in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the wacky world of gator hugging and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate gator whisperer.

But that’s not all – we also have a Snoot Game that will have you laughing until you cry. Explore the Snootboorus and create your own crazy adventures with our AI chatbots.

And if you’re feeling creative, check out our Blender and Low Poly models to add some extra flair to your builds. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before.

So why wait? Join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem. Who knows what kind of insanity awaits you on our server. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and unpredictable world.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pixel Polyglot

bilingualism, Communication, cultural exchange, foreign language, global citizenship, International, Interpretation, know, language learning, linguaphile, linguistic diversity, linguistic proficiency, linguistics, Multilingual, PIXEL, polyglot, polyglottism, Random, translation, vocabulary, Word

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us and experience the joy of building a house made entirely of cheese, battling a horde of zombie chickens, and riding a llama into battle against a giant spider boss named Bob. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner goofball shine!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1860	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HebGoneByeByeCraft

applaud, arch-terrorist, Conflict Resolution, CounterTerrorism, ELIMINATION, foreign policy, HebGoneByeByeCraft, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, i24NEWS, international relations, Israel, just, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace, military operation, national security, targeted killing, Terrorism, U.S. officials, united states

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have epic battles between players and mobs every hour on the hour! we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and rare items. our admin team is made up of literal wizards who can grant you wishes in the game. plus, we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to defeat your enemies. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Creature Creator Minecraft Server

advice, amateur horror, analog horror, b.., Blend, creator, Creators, Creature, creature design, horror aesthetics, horror art, horror community, horror creature concept, horror enthusiasts, horror fans, horror genre, horror inspiration, lo-fi, look, Minecraft, Server, Spoopy, tangible

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of lo-fi analog horror and tangible terror! Join us if you dare to face off against our unique creatures that will send shivers down your spine. Our community of amateur horror creators on /b/ have come together to create the ultimate spooky experience. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the horrors that await you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Alternative Minecraft SMP – AEW Isn’t Good

aew, AEW backlash, AEW criticism, AEW detractors, AEW fan base, Alternative, alternative wrestling, disillusioned wrestling fans, Good, Isnt, Minecraft, not a fan, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestling community, wrestling critique, wrestling culture, wrestling fan disillusionment, wrestling fan perspective, wrestling fandom, wrestling fans, wrestling fans opinion, wrestling industry, wrestling promotion

Are you tired of boring wrestling matches and predictable storylines? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate alternative to AEW! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane adventures that will make you forget all about wrestling. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. So if you’re ready to ditch the ring for some blocky fun, come join us on our SMP and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	358	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.