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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 8785 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 401 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Void Gems Collected: | 34 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 40 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, even historical figures like Hitler would want to join. Rumor has it that Hitler himself tried to log on, but got too distracted by all the amazing builds and ended up spending hours trying to perfect his pixel art swastika (we had to ban him for breaking our rules against hate symbols, sorry Hitler).
So why settle for a boring old server when you could be part of our wacky world where even the most infamous figures in history can’t resist the fun? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in a good way, not like a creeper)!