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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 2035 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Potions Brewed: | 86 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Like, we have a diamond sword that shoots lasers and a potion that turns you into a dragon. It’s like, totally insane, you guys.
And get this, the history of this server is like, totally mind-blowing. It all started when a wizard accidentally turned his toaster into a time machine and ended up in the Minecraft world. And then he was like, “Hey, let’s start a server and invite all the coolest people in the universe!” And that’s how this epic SMP was born.
So like, if you wanna join in on the fun and be part of the most epic Minecraft server everrrr, you gotta join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies, am I right?!