His Toblerones? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have an exclusive partnership with Toblerone and every player gets their very own virtual Toblerone to munch on while they mine away. That’s right, you can chomp on chocolatey goodness while building your dream castle! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world…or maybe just the server, we’re not entirely sure. Join now and become a part of this wacky world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with grand ambitions and chocolatey treats!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyLePenFraudEU

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own embezzlement schemes just like Marine Le Pen! steal diamonds, emeralds, and even gold blocks from other players while avoiding the law!

we have a special “far-right” faction where you can team up with other players who share your extreme views and dominate the server with your questionable policies.

if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time filled with drama and intrigue, then this is the server for you! join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	498524	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Nature Sensory Fun Craft

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LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE NATURE BUT VIRTUAL. U CAN ACTIVATE ALL FIVE SENSES BUT IN PIXELS.

FEEL DA GRASS BETWEEN UR TOES, SMELL DA VIRTUAL FLOWERS, HEAR DA CREEPERS SNEAKIN UP ON U. IT BE LIKE A NATIONAL PARK BUT WITH MORE DIAMONDS.

STUDIES SHOW PLAYIN ON DIS SERVER MAKES U FEEL LIKE U IN A REAL FOREST. U CAN EVEN TASTE DA PIXELATED BERRIES IF U TRY HARD ENOUGH.

SO COME JOIN US AND GET UR NATURE FIX WITHOUT LEAVIN DA HOUSE. PLUS, WE GOT COOL BUILDINGS AND MINI-GAMES. WOOHOO!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crimson Networks: Where the only thing scarier than mobs is getting lost in a maze of redstone contraptions!

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Server Name	Crimson Networks
Server Type	SMP
Release Date	September 5th, 2024
Features	MCMMO, Custom items, Mythic Mobs, and more

Overview:

Crimson Networks is a small community Minecraft server looking to grow its player base. With various features such as MCMMO, Custom items, and Mythic Mobs, players can enjoy a unique gameplay experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. When is the building competition?

The building competition starts now and will be judged on the 20th. Players are expected to use their own resources to build something creative and unique.

2. What are the rewards for the building competition?

1st place – $50 in store credit 2nd place – $25 in store credit 3rd place – $10 in store credit

3. What is the Mob Drop Event?

The Mob Drop Event is an ongoing event where players can collect Crimsonite from mobs. The player with the most Crimsonite at the end of the event wins.

4. What are the rewards for the Mob Drop Event?

1st prize – $100 USD 2nd prize – $50 in store credit 3rd prize – $25 in store credit

5. How long does the Mob Drop Event run for?

The event runs from the 1st to the 30th, allowing players to participate and enjoy their Halloween day.

For more information, join the Discord: https://discord.gg/crmsn The server IP: play.crimson-networks.co

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love affair with a Creeper. Witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive access to the secret underground city of the Villagers, where you can trade emeralds for enchanted items and gossip about the latest drama in the Nether realm.

So why settle for a boring timeline where the steam Deck 2 is just a cheap Android toy when you can join our server and experience a world of endless possibilities and outrageous adventures!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GoneCountryNoTellAITA

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Are you tired of real-life drama and heartbreak? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be confessing your love to is your diamond sword! Leave behind the woes of unrequited love and join us for some pixelated fun!

Join us on our server and escape to a virtual Singapore, where you can explore our amazing zoo, ride roller coasters at our very own Minecraft Universal Studios, and shop till you drop (in-game currency, of course). And the best part? Our server is only a two-hour flight away…in your imagination!

Don’t worry about the cost of joining our server, because our admins are cardiothoracic surgeons in real life (totally legit, we swear). They’ll cover all your expenses, and if you feel guilty, you can always tutor their son in English as a second language. It’s a win-win!

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be inconsiderate to is that creeper sneaking up behind you. Join our server now and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FlatEarthBeliever – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe in the ultimate truth – the earth is flat! Join us as we embark on epic adventures to prove to the world that we’re not just building blocks in a cube, but actually living on a giant pancake floating in space.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy with their woolly wisdom. Will you be able to earn their trust and become the llama whisperer of the server?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines – rumored to be guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only speak in riddles. Can you solve their puzzles and claim the loot for yourself?

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP like no other, where conspiracy theories and chaos reign supreme, then come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of flat earth adventures!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MineTunes98: Digging up the Hits!

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Are you tired of listening to the same old tunes on repeat while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic playlist of classic songs from 20 years ago that will have you grooving as you build your virtual empire.

From Britney Spears’ iconic hit “Oops!… I Did It Again” to Eminem’s legendary track “The Real Slim Shady,” our server will transport you back to the glory days of the early 2000s. And if you join now, you’ll even get exclusive access to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow blockheads.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and jam out to the greatest hits of yesteryear? Trust us, once you hear the sweet sounds of NSYNC’s “Bye Bye Bye” echoing through your virtual world, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and let the nostalgia flow!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Welcome to Myrdia, where we pretend to be architects in Minecraft instead of actually building our real-life kingdoms!

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Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft Server

Features
Towny
MCMMO
Enhanced World Generation

Whether you seek to build towns, hone your skills, or explore unique worlds, Aurelia offers a diverse and immersive experience for players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Towny?	Towny allows players to create and manage their own towns, form alliances, and build thriving communities.
What is MCMMO?	MCMMO is a plugin that adds RPG elements to Minecraft, allowing players to level up skills and unlock special abilities.
What is Enhanced World Generation?	Aurelia features a customized world with stunning landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures for players to explore.
Is Aurelia suitable for all types of players?	Yes, Aurelia caters to builders, warriors, and explorers, providing a rich and immersive experience for every player.
How can I join Aurelia?	Simply connect to the Aurelia Minecraft server and become part of a welcoming community where your contributions matter.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	281	Secret Passages Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

War Projector Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging war projectors and red lights of severe vengeance in Tehran! Our server is so intense, even Iran is getting in on the action! Who knew Minecraft could be so geopolitically charged?

But wait, there’s more! We also have red flags and rings of power for you to collect and use in your epic battles. Will you be able to handle the strategic implications of all this chaos? Join now and find out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Weirdo Minecraft SMP Player

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that embraces the weird and wacky? Look no further than our SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of playing with a self-proclaimed schizo who may or may not be annoying at times. But hey, who doesn’t love a little chaos in their Minecraft world, am I right?

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to dive in. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our quirky community of players?

So if you’re ready to question your social development while having a blast in Minecraft, come join us on our SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the weirdness. See you in-game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2346	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	82	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BabySwap Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving a baby with a “strange man” for 5 minutes? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate thrill of risking it all for a forgotten notebook. Our community is so chill, you can even leave your baby cousin with your friend while you go on epic quests. Who needs responsible babysitting when you have Minecraft adventures to embark on? Join now and experience the excitement of questionable decision-making at its finest!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Towns Built:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Farms Harvested:	157
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Divine Spears Created:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

WeddingDressCosplayWars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and cosplay shenanigans!

Picture this: you stumble upon an old school wedding dress in a charity shop, and instead of using it for a wedding, you turn it into the most epic cosplay costume inspired by Jim Henson’s Labyrinth. But wait, there’s more! Your cousin tries to buy the dress off you after seeing how amazing it turned out, causing family drama and chaos. Will you stand your ground and keep the dress for your epic cosplay, or will you give in to the pressure?

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of turning a wedding dress into a cosplay masterpiece, all while dealing with family drama and intense cosplay battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unique gaming experience!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

HomeOfficeHero – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your boring 9-5 job? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling mobs! Our server is run by a group of eccentric billionaires who got bored of counting their money and decided to create a virtual world where anything is possible.

Need a break from your mundane job of data entry? Come join us and become a professional block stacker! Sick of dealing with annoying customers in retail? Join our server and become a master of redstone engineering!

We even have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness. So quit your boring job and join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Potions Brewed:	114	Alien Abductions:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SuperCraftyHeroes

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only superhero is Steve in his blocky armor? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be ANY superhero you want! Want to fly around like Superman and shoot lasers from your eyes? Done. Want to swing through the city like Spiderman and shoot webs at creepers? Easy peasy. Want to summon thunderstorms like Thor and smite your enemies? You got it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Super Sheep, a sheep with the power to explode and take out anything in its path. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Super Sheep, you will gain invincibility and the ability to turn all your enemies into fluffy little lambs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the superhero you were always meant to be. Just watch out for the evil Villain Villager who is always plotting to take over the world with his army of zombie minions. It’s up to you to save the day and become the ultimate hero of the server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!