Him Right Now Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, a chicken leading a rebellion against the cows, and a group of villagers starting a dance party in the town square.

Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans, like a secret underground society of creepers who are actually just misunderstood artists, and a group of pandas who have formed a punk rock band. And don’t even get us started on the time a player accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on this Minecraft SMP. Who knows what insane adventures await you? Just remember, when in doubt, always ask yourself, “What would you do if you were him right now?”

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ores Mined:	8161	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Kneipenkiste

Community, Freebuild, Survival, Vanilla Survival, Whitelist

This Server is mostly used by german users. So the chat and voicechat will almost be german.

This is a small Minecraft Vanilla SMP server on 1.20.4 without any datapacks or vanilla game changing features. Come on up, there’s cake.

To be able to join this server, it is required to join our Discord server an let you whitelist by the bot. You have to try to join the server first. Then you’ll get a code. Message the Bot with this code and you’re whitelisted!

The Discord Server: https://discord.gg/mWvySd6

Rules & Policies:

Griefing on other bases and other players loot is disallowedUsing a Hacked Client is disallowedClient improving mods (e.g. QoL Features like a minimap or inventory sorters) are allowed as long as they do not include features that can used to hack, cheat or allowing you to do client enhancing stuff that was not intended to work on vanilla servers.Be patient with other players on the servers. (If you don’t, they might make use of the chat reporting feature mojang implemented a few updates ago)Illegal texts, images, skins and other media are prohibited on the server. (For example nazi symbols)Violation against these rules might get you banned.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Westloch

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

What is WestLoch you ask? We are a community based semi-vanilla survival Minecraft server. Our main goal is to bring back the good old days of survival, but with a little flair.

One thing we focus on is to make sure everyone has a level playing field. This means there will not be any pay to win items, every perk is achievable just by voting.

We have staff with years of experience when it comes to running large survival servers. This is a passion project for us to make it the best possible experience we can. We are in it for the long haul, so strap in and take the journey with us.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafting For Christ

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Crafting For Christ has a Survival Server. Our Survival Server offers the best of Vanilla Minecraft. Classic, vanilla survival for you and your friends to come to play on! For people who just want to play the game as it is.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Primal lands

Pixelmon Reforged

Server IP: 23.230.3.61:25506

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Rusty Toenail

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Rusty Toenail is an Anarchy Minecraft server, with no rules whatsoever. Do anything you want, grief anyone you want, we DON’T care!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SlimeLab

Economy, Survival

A Taiwanese Minecraft server that started with the “Slimefun 4” technology plug-in! We hope to bring players a wonderful and humanized gaming experience.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Nationmc earth

247, action, Active, Casino, Chestshop, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, Fun, Towny

NationMC is a custom Earth world designed to create townswithin nations around the globe! Invite your friends tocollaborate in a real world location navigating around the world!

Server IP: NationMC.net

Features:» /Help & /Menu (all custom features)» Earth Map» Towns & Nations» Land Claiming» Free Voter Ranks» Custom Enchants» Guns» Drugs» Vehicles» Casino» Marketplace» Chest Shops» Player Warps» Stackable Spawners» Random Teleport» Fishing Tournaments» Daily Rewards» Seasons» Quests» Skills» Custom Heads» Player Tags» Anti-cheat» Friendly staff» Hosted on the US East Coast

Server IP: NationMC.net

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/5HzfpX2kcM

Map: http://NationMC.live

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magic Items Found:	2796
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

UltraicMC

Survival, Vanilla

A semi-vanilla survival server that aims to be feel vanilla whilst still changing the experience and making multiplayer convenient. Doesn’t have pay-to-win, and never will. Free speech without toxicity. Come play! play.ultraic.space

We officially support Bedrock cross-play (19132) & 1.17-1.20 clients, though 1.8-1.16.5 still work. We have a server modpack that offers up to 2.5x more fps! Instructions for installation are at https://performance.ultraic.space/ .

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Baked Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

Baked Prison is a Non-OP prison server made for the community of people who prefer the classic feel of Prison Servers!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Wizard survival

Are you ready for an adventure like no other? Look no further than Wizard Survival! Our Minecraft server offers a unique and engaging experience with features such as skills, land protection, economy, PvP, custom shops, a mine in spawn that regenerates ores, challenges, custom enchantments, custom crafting recipes, auctions and rewards. With room for up to 150 players and running on Minecraft version 1.19.2, there’s never a dull moment. Our rules are simple: no hacking and no griefing. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the magic of Wizard Survival!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dreamhell

KitPvP, Survival

Dreamhell | KitPVP | AnarchyPvp | Survival

Dreamhell Network is a Pvp based community this server is owned and managed by epell9

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SourceMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Anti-cheat – 100% uptime – no resets EVER We are a PVP, yet friendly survival server. Join today and join our growing community! I need people to help expand the spawn town! Trrnit will give loans out for the supply costs! We will need staff help later down the road, once we have a consistent player base. Our goal is to build a prospering town full of friendly people like you!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Stealzero

Box, Life

Welcome to StealZero, the ultimate Lifesteal Box Server in the world of Minecraft!

Are you ready to experience a gaming adventure like never before? StealZero is here to take your Minecraft gameplay to the next level, introducing a revolutionary concept that will change the way you approach combat and survival.

In StealZero, lifesteal is the name of the game. Prepare to unleash your inner warrior as you enter a realm where every hit counts, and every blow can mean the difference between life and death. Engage in intense battles with other players, where your skill, strategy, and timing determine your fate.

As you explore our immersive Minecraft server, you’ll discover a meticulously crafted world filled with stunning landscapes, treacherous dungeons, and challenging arenas. Collaborate with friends or go solo as you embark

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ProjectsMisol MC

Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Projects Misol server. Survival world, PVP and economy. Welcome to the Projects Misol server. Survival world, PVP and economy. Welcome to the Projects Misol server. Survival world, PVP and economy.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RedditMC

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Welcome to the RedditMC Minecraft network! This network has many different modes including survival, anarchy, creative, and minigames! The main gameplay server is survival which includes a land claim plugin to allow you to protect areas and shops so that you can use the in-game economy.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.