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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 2028 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of building a house made entirely out of TNT.
Our community is filled with wacky characters, like Steve the talking pig who is secretly a wizard in disguise, and Karen the zombie who just wants to speak to the manager of the server.
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and hilarious adventure, join our SMP today and prepare to defend your hill with your life (literally)!