Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz we got more police than Iran has on their beaches! We got 7,000 police officers making sure everyone wears a hijab in the game. It’s like a fashion show meets a police state, but in Minecraft! Plus, our admins are like ninjas, always lurking in the shadows ready to ban anyone who breaks the rules. So come join us and experience the thrill of being watched by more cops than a beach in Iran!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
Emeralds Found: 5145 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Falling into the Void: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Easy Peasy Minecraft Squeezy

    Easy Peasy Minecraft Squeezy
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is too easy? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We only have one mode – and that’s ULTRA HARD MODE!

    Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Your only hope for survival is to build a fortress out of exploding TNT blocks and ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Unicorn Pig – a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Ride one of these beauties into battle and you’ll be unstoppable!

    So why settle for easy mode when you can join our server and experience the most insane and ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate challenge – if you dare!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Players Killed by Monsters: 4443
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • GrugCraft: Where Even Cavemen Support Israel!

    GrugCraft: Where Even Cavemen Support Israel!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky, ready to take you on epic adventures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are experts at giving out loot. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might spit diamonds at you!

    And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our haunted mansion where the ghosts of creepers past roam the halls. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty friendly once you get to know them.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 53 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BlockyBagelCraft – Serving up Minecraft fun with a side of memes! #5136

    BlockyBagelCraft – Serving up Minecraft fun with a side of memes! #5136
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops to uncover the ultimate noodle recipe. Trust us, it’s a lot harder than it sounds!

    But that’s not all – we also have the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) event, where you’ll have to battle heavy armor-wearing mobs in a dance-off to prove your dominance. Who knew armor could be so stylish?

    And let’s not forget about the Total Assault: Binah (Urban) event, where you’ll have to navigate through a bustling city while avoiding rogue hot spring enthusiasts. Can you make it to the finish line without getting splashed?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 100 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!

    Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!
    Are you tired of getting strange looks when you try to buy alcohol in real life? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where you can buy all the virtual alcohol you want without any judgment from cashiers! Our virtual bartenders will even give you a virtual high five for being so cool. So come on down and get drunk on pixels, because why not?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Villages Defended: 13 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure

    Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure
    Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP battles on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret training ground where players can spar with legendary warriors like Chuck Norris and John Wick to hone their combat skills. Join us and show off your newfound skills by taking on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally doable. So come on over and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate PvP champion!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Love Letters Sent: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

    MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

    And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 25
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!

    Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your dirt blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you see our custom mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. So why play Crysis Remastered when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 25 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

    Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

    Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

    Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

    So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Potions Brewed: 80
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

    Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us if you want to date a female reincarnation of Tarrare, the legendary French glutton who could eat an entire cow in one sitting. Imagine the romantic dinners you could have together, feasting on endless amounts of food while discussing the finer points of gastronomy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers of Minecraftia?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Enchantments Applied: 212
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Dimension Hops: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!

    CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Hololive EN 3rd Gen stream? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual party hosted by Shiori Novella herself, complete with crazy adventures and epic quests. Join us for weekly events where you can battle dragons, build giant statues of your favorite VTubers, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or just get lost in a cave for hours, we won’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Towns Built: 8
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    New Chunks Explored: 821378 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions

    Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleepy cat? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

    Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest kid on the block. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a gang of evil bunnies with laser eyes and a taste for player tears.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident boss, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla who breathes fire and has an army of zombie pigmen at his command. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly like a majestic unicorn (but with feathers instead of rainbows).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot that will make all your friends jealous.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 456 Towns Built: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 95 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!

    Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!
    Tired of being a wageslave in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the grind of everyday life! Our server is filled with endless adventures, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of llama warriors who will fight by your side. Say goodbye to the 9-5 grind and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 101
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 242 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Falling into the Void: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!

    Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds like a peasant on other servers? Well, on our server, we have a time machine that transports you back to the 1800s where you can live out your wildest wagie dreams! Work in the coal mines, build railroads, and dodge dysentery like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we have a special event where you can duel other players with pickaxes for ultimate bragging rights. Join now for a historical Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Crafty Cows & Creepers

    Crafty Cows & Creepers
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with talking villagers who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. And every full moon, a magical portal opens up that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 New Chunks Explored: 895020
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Brits Gone Wild

    Brits Gone Wild
    Welcome to the coolest Minecraft server around – ice drink edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground ice cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. But here’s the catch – the only way to access this cave is by riding a polar bear wearing sunglasses while drinking a slushie made of pure ice blocks. Crazy, right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ice Queen, who will challenge you to a snowball fight for the chance to win a magical ice scepter that shoots frosty blasts at your enemies. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epic battle!

    So come join us on ice drink edition and experience the frosty fun for yourself. Who knows what icy adventures await you in this frozen wonderland of a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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