Are you tired of being a wagey and want to level up in life? Join our Minecraft SMP where we value creativity and storytelling skills! Just like how you can craft a fake resume to land a job, you can craft epic builds and outrageous stories to impress your fellow players.

Imagine creating a castle made entirely out of lies and deceit, just like your resume! Or maybe you can build a secret underground base where you hide all your fake job titles and promotions. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway).

So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a virtual promotion and become the CEO of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this SMP, the only thing you need to be honest about is having a good time. See you in game, liar extraordinaire!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • GrumpyCraft

    GrumpyCraft
    Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

    On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

    But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

    So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MacronCraftEU

    MacronCraftEU
    Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

    So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Aqua Watchers

    Crafty Aqua Watchers
    Come join our epic minecraft server where water forms at the molecular scale FOR REALZ, just like those fancy researchers said! We got water that’s so tiny you’ll need a magnifying glass to see it, it’s like a microscopic water park up in here! And guess what? The water is MAGIC, it can make you fly and turn into a unicorn if you drink it (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on down and witness the wonders of science in action, only on our totally not-made-up Minecraft server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Farms Harvested: 878 Potions Brewed: 105
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Dimension Hops: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Virtual Headaches: Semi-Bland, No Coffee Required (Java Edition)

    Virtual Headaches: Semi-Bland, No Coffee Required (Java Edition)
    Server Name Virtual Headquarters
    IP Address vhq.falixsrv.me

    Overview:

    Hey, Minecraft enthusiasts! 🏰✨

    We’re thrilled to invite you to Virtual Headquarters, a community-driven Minecraft server designed for players of all ages! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring adventurer, or just looking to hang out with friends, we have something for everyone!

    Features:

    • Survival Mode: Gather resources, build your dream base, and survive the night!
    • Custom Plugins: Unique gameplay features that enhance your experience.

    Community:

    Join a friendly and welcoming community where you can make new friends, collaborate on builds, or embark on epic quests together!

    How to Join:

    1. Make sure you have the latest version of Minecraft.
    2. Add the server IP: vhq.falixsrv.me
    3. Make sure to get whitelisted when joining the server.

    We can’t wait to see you in Virtual Headquarters! Let’s build, explore, and create unforgettable memories together! 🎮💖

    Happy crafting!

    • TeamVHQ

    vhq.falixsrv.me

    FAQ:

    How do I get whitelisted on the server?

    To get whitelisted, send a message to the server admins with your Minecraft username and a brief introduction about yourself. They will review your request and add you to the whitelist if approved.

    Are there any rules on the server?

    Yes, there are rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Rules include no griefing, respecting other players, and following server guidelines. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

    Can I use mods on the server?

    The server has a specific list of approved mods that you can use. Make sure to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any conflicts or issues while playing.

    Is there a discord server for Virtual Headquarters?

    Yes, there is a dedicated Discord server for Virtual Headquarters where players can chat, collaborate, and stay updated on server events and announcements. Join the Discord server for a more connected gaming experience.

    How often are there events on the server?

    Events are regularly scheduled on the server to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. Keep an eye on the server announcements and Discord server for event schedules and participate for a chance to win rewards and prizes!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Magic Items Found: 7699 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Enchantments Applied: 226 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Gods Slained: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Volleyball Legends Minecraft Server

    Volleyball Legends Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. But the catch? The chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown. Yes, you heard that right. A giant chicken wearing a crown. Only on our server, folks.

    And that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic volleyball tournaments you’ve ever seen. Forget about mining for diamonds, the real competition is on the volleyball court. Who will be crowned the champion? Will it be Steve, the block-breaking warrior? Or maybe Alex, the fearless explorer? The stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next? It’s all waiting for you on our server. See you there!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6664 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Zombie Dances: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • High School Dropout Minecraft SMP

    High School Dropout Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a wagey and want to level up in life? Join our Minecraft SMP where we value creativity and storytelling skills! Just like how you can craft a fake resume to land a job, you can craft epic builds and outrageous stories to impress your fellow players.

    Imagine creating a castle made entirely out of lies and deceit, just like your resume! Or maybe you can build a secret underground base where you hide all your fake job titles and promotions. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway).

    So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a virtual promotion and become the CEO of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this SMP, the only thing you need to be honest about is having a good time. See you in game, liar extraordinaire!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 22

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL

    UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in living life to the fullest without the burden of marriage! Join us and escape the pressures of society like our player (25f) who is too broke to tie the knot with her bf (25m) but living her best life in our virtual world.

    🎉 Dive into the drama like our player’s cousin (28m) who married a pastor (28f) just to move in together – talk about commitment! And don’t forget about the family inheritance drama that rivals any soap opera plotline. Will you stand up to your thieving uncle and his privileged offspring, or will you forge your own path in our crazy server?

    💸 Money may not buy happiness, but it sure does make for some interesting family dynamics on our server. So come on in and build your dream world without the judgment of those who think marriage is the only way to live. Who needs a wedding ring when you have diamond armor, are we right? 😉 Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AwkwardEavesdropMC SMP

    AwkwardEavesdropMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the most awkward thing you’ll overhear is someone singing “Baby Shark” on repeat while trying to tame a wild llama with a rubber chicken. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyWebLinks

    CraftyWebLinks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life, where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of cake, swim in a pool of melted chocolate, and have a dance party with a group of friendly creepers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey you’ve ever been on! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

    CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, Putin’s war economy is like, in trouble if, like, the Saudis make oil prices go down. And, like, we gotta help Putin out by playing Minecraft, ya know? Like, every block you mine is like a step towards saving the world economy, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy adventures and, like, secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind, dude. So, like, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

    GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady
    LOL, OKAY SO LIKE, THIS SERVER IS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE, JUST LIKE THIS YAZIDI WOMAN WHO ESCAPED FROM GAZA, BUT INSTEAD OF ESCAPING, YOU’RE JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND IT’S LIKE BEING FREE AT LAST, BUT IN A BLOCKY WORLD.

    YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE THE ADVENTURES HERE ARE WILDER THAN THE ONES THIS WOMAN WENT THROUGH. LIKE, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE IN RAINBOWS AND DIAMONDS, AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE THE MACARENA.

    ALSO, THE BUILDINGS HERE ARE MORE EPIC THAN THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA. WE GOT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, A SKYSCRAPER THAT TOUCHES THE CLOUDS, AND A GIANT TOILET THAT FLUSHES YOU INTO A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR.

    SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE FREEDOM LIKE THIS YAZIDI WOMAN, BUT IN A PIXELATED PARADISE, THEN JOIN OUR SERVER NOW. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Astro Dino Party: Nadir Crater

    Astro Dino Party: Nadir Crater
    u know that big asteroid that killed all them dinos? well turns out it had a lil buddy called nadir crater and it’s now a freaking minecraft server. join us if u wanna see some out-of-this-world builds and survive in a land where dinosaurs still roam. we got lava pits bigger than ur mom’s cooking pot and caves deeper than ur ex’s love for u. come on, be a dino-slayer and build ur own empire in this prehistoric paradise. trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a t-rex, but that’s just part of the fun). so what u waiting for? join nadir crater now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • mc.whis.pro Minecraft server

    mc.whis.pro Minecraft server

    Hello, I’m Alina. My boyfriend and I decided to open our own private vanila+ server with a comfortable and convenient game, without mods or lags. Here you will find interesting interlocutors and players, and you will also be able to take part in various events, and spend your time with pleasure!

    We are waiting for you and your friends on our unique server – Whis!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Filipin Man’s Minecraft Server

    Filipin Man’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living a boring life as a regular Filipino man? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be anything you want! Want to be a superhero? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Easy peasy. Want to build a giant hotdog house? Why not!

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let your inner Filipino man run wild!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 830
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Anime Adaptations Minecraft SMP

    Anime Adaptations Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of seeing American adaptations of anime where the cast looks nothing like the original characters? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Our server is like a wacky crossover episode where anime characters come to life in a blocky world. Join us and you might just run into Naruto building a ramen shop, Sailor Moon fighting creepers with her magical powers, or Goku challenging everyone to a mining competition. So if you’re a fan of anime and love a good laugh, come join us for some ridiculous adventures and maybe even find your own anime doppelganger along the way!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Star Shards Collected: 52
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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