Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crops Grown:	8348

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9931	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	40
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Void Armor Forged:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.