Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4546	Potions Brewed:	70
Void Armor Forged:	25	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Star Shards Collected:	208	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	3504

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Potions Brewed:	67	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Items Found:	3930

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Emeralds Found:	1812	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Dragons Tamed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Void Armor Forged:	28
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.