Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	352262	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Potions Brewed:	137
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8017

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	5586
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
New Chunks Explored:	167118	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Emeralds Found:	5127	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Love Letters Sent:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Buildings Constructed:	50	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crops Grown:	7686
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1041	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magic Items Found:	8654	Potions Brewed:	66
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.