Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Items Found:	6121
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	6093	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Animals Bred:	190	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290
Runes Activated:	8	Farms Harvested:	916
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	636286

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	4153
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	194
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Emeralds Found:	4508
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	106	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.