Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Crops Grown:	2809	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	8811	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6980	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2441	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3623	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Love Letters Sent:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2324	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Farms Harvested:	284	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	82
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.