Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	924329	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Crops Grown:	2617	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5400	Void Armor Forged:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Holy Grails Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.