Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Animals Bred:	79
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9410
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	816	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Chimeras Created:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	1818	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Farms Harvested:	374

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8381
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ASLANMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Snow Den

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Animals Bred:	99
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SGC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	198	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Detox

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Crops Grown:	3898
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Zenus Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Zenus Network is a Minecraft server with economy, in smp mode and with the mcMMO plugin. Players can explore, build and trade to earn money and progress in the game. With a friendly and active community, it’s a great place for players looking for a social and interactive experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HyruleGamingGroup

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The HyruleGamingGroup is a tight-knit community offering you exactly what you need as a content creator, artist, gaming enthusiast and more. Community spirit, friendships and teamwork are key to make our community as awesome as it is.Our official Minecraft server has now opened up for a third phase, preparing us for the amazing journey 1.20.1 will give us in season 3.We absolutely do not tolerate any forms of griefing, stealing and disrespect towards community members. If you’re going to do something scummy, you will get the proper punishment.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ores Mined:	5490	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Let’s Roleplay

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mines Excavated:	4577
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.