Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Farms Harvested:	395
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8386	Potions Brewed:	55
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	18440	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	3109
Secret Passages Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	1109	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PlayUHC

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	6391	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Emeralds Found:	1887

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ores Mined:	4136

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Underground Antics

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Tico Anarchy Server

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival

This Server Is Created By Tico Group Full Anarchy Server Whit No Rules discord.gg/JyZhYBfFt2 Free For All No Pay2win

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Juvelzone

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

Juvelzone is a Minecraft Factions server from Denmark. It is running on version 1.20.4 and allows PvP. You should also be aware that this is a Danish server, not English. Anyway, if you’re looking for a new Factions server, Juvelzone may be an interesting one to check out.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Animals Bred:	45	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DevilCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to DevilCraft4: Your Minecraft RPG Destiny 24/7! Are you looking for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Do you want a server that offers excitement, economy, and a friendly community? Then DevilCraft4 is the perfect place for you!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1024
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.