Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchantments Applied:	277
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Animals Bred:	150
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	6934
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	9925
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mines Excavated:	4831	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1352	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Star Shards Collected:	91
Chimeras Created:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Villages Defended:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6168	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!