Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Players Killed by Monsters:	798
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Items Found:	3716	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	New Chunks Explored:	645419
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Mines Excavated:	2572	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	952

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Towns Built:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7358	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.