Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Falling into the Void:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	139
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Animals Bred:	172	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	25
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	New Chunks Explored:	730354
Star Shards Collected:	300	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Potions Brewed:	167
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	661

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Zombie Dances:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1400
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Secret Passages Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1989	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4396	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.