Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Mines Excavated:	2346	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Emeralds Found:	1670	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7362	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	2654
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ores Mined:	7866	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Void Gems Collected:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Magic Items Found:	1099	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Crops Grown:	6770	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ores Mined:	7898	Buildings Constructed:	45
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ores Mined:	6020
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.