Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6143
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	38
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Animals Bred:	133
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	328658	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8774
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7604	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Animals Bred:	34	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.