Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magic Items Found:	7277	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Animals Bred:	113
Emeralds Found:	4901	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.