Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	40	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	765
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	1737
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Astral Projections Made:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Meteorites Collected:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	56
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Animals Bred:	35
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Potions Brewed:	21	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4642	Enchantments Applied:	123
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Farms Harvested:	152	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!