Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Divine Spears Created:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	169	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Animals Bred:	159	Ores Mined:	2566
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Crops Grown:	6926	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.