Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	24	New Chunks Explored:	742646
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7600
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	194
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magic Items Found:	2436
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Void Gems Collected:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Runes Activated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4483	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	81
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.