Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Emeralds Found:	9091
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Potions Brewed:	194
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3905
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	179

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Divine Spears Created:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magic Items Found:	7319	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	6370	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Potions Brewed:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Emeralds Found:	7451	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.