Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5571	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Potions Brewed:	61
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Animals Bred:	189
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3185	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	142	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2625	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	125
Dragon Scales Harvested:	249	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ores Mined:	9484
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	202	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	101	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ores Mined:	5686	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	4376	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9344
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	174377
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mines Excavated:	4432
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Potions Brewed:	48	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.