Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5706	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Animals Bred:	176

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1224
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Mines Excavated:	1551
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!