Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	154	Animals Bred:	114
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	209	Star Shards Collected:	229
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Void Armor Forged:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1255	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magic Items Found:	1913	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Emeralds Found:	8535
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	87511

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2937

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Potions Brewed:	53	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Gods Slained:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Mines Excavated:	2490	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.