Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6680	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2419
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Emeralds Found:	5174	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Towns Built:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Towns Built:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8100

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Emeralds Found:	6831

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	57	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crops Grown:	1902	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	8064	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	64
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!