Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Emeralds Found:	3789
Star Shards Collected:	151	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	190	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Potions Brewed:	146

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Astral Projections Made:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ores Mined:	3835

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5257	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4829	Potions Brewed:	123
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Animals Bred:	85
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Enchantments Applied:	109
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
New Chunks Explored:	760947	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	2649
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Crops Grown:	1416	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Crops Grown:	9567	Ores Mined:	2517
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!