Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	44	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1096	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Farms Harvested:	638

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Potions Brewed:	72
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	4208
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9754
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	31	Astral Projections Made:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	107
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crops Grown:	1195	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchantments Applied:	163
Holy Grails Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Animals Bred:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Alien Abductions:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.