Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	226

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Farms Harvested:	690	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Crops Grown:	2418

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1065	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6987
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48
Dragon Eggs Found:	6558	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	177	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Dragon Eggs Found:	9594

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.