Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Villages Defended:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5676	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	271
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	8559
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Buildings Constructed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ores Mined:	4413
Secret Passages Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	133	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1459	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Zombie Dances:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Crops Grown:	9699	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magic Items Found:	2439	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.