Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ores Mined:	844	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	2717	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	282
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	237

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3792
Farms Harvested:	752	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	5490
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Animals Bred:	71
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	401481
Villages Defended:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	114
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magic Items Found:	4146
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.