Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Farms Harvested:	755	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	173
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5071

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	145	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	5815
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Farms Harvested:	473	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
New Chunks Explored:	293114	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
New Chunks Explored:	576625	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Towns Built:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Farms Harvested:	421

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!