Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Alien Abductions:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dimension Hops:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Ores Mined:	7007	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Farms Harvested:	141	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Enchantments Applied:	117

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crops Grown:	4316
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Welcome to the brand new SlimeSMP! Survival 1.20 + new world generation <!> Player Ran Economy <!> Grief Protection <!> NEED STAFF! <!> Free Ranks <!> Custom Items <!> Semi Vanilla AND NEW THINGS ADDED EVERYDAY! If you are connecting via Bedrock Edition use the below IP’s BEDROCK IPS (PORT: 19132) ————————– b.slimesmp.org bedrock.slimesmp.org

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Emeralds Found:	5503	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Endless Night Skies:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Farms Harvested:	690
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Star Shards Collected:	95
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.