Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Potions Brewed:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	529	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	8577	Alien Abductions:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Secret Passages Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Animals Bred:	45	Alien Abductions:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1092	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Potions Brewed:	39	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Farms Harvested:	324	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2575
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Towns Built:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	260

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crops Grown:	9305

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.