Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3245
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Potions Brewed:	176	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magic Items Found:	1515
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	168	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

AcentraMC is a rising Minecraft Network, which offers an enjoyable experience for its fellow community. Join us to try our amazing gamemodes!Gamemodes: – Annhilation – Ranked Bedwars – Practice – Prison – Creative – Skyblock & more…

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Void Gems Collected:	38
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Crops Grown:	9152
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Items Found:	3275

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Towns Built:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.