Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Animals Bred:	173	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mines Excavated:	3858	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Items Found:	2941	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	105
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magic Items Found:	3840	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	110	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	4499
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mines Excavated:	3945
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1377
Mines Excavated:	2388	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

that cry

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DreamZone

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dimension Hops:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Enchantments Applied:	217
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.