Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5666	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Runes Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafted Realms

PvE, PvP, Survival

Embark on a journey where survival is key in this new custom world generation. Gather resources, craft tools, and build shelters to protect yourself from the dangers that lurk in this new world. From hostile mobs to hard harsh environments. collaborate with your fellow players or go solo- the choice is yours!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlossomBuilds

Cross-Play, PvE, Vanilla

BlossomBuilds – Explore the Faerie Realm!Features:Themed Fantasy Builds, BlepFishing, and Exclusive Crates. Rank Progression with Voting Rewards and Custom Items. KeepInventory for worry-free exploration. Enchanting Realms Await:Unlock mystical perks as you climb ranks. Dive into BlepFishing for unique fish and rewards. Discover treasures through our exploration rewards. Join BlossomBuilds Today! Server IP: mc.blossombuilds.com

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TalesHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

TalesHaven is a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Our features: ● Jobs: Join a job and earn money to save for a rank, or spend it in our server shop. ● Quests: Ready for a challenge? Join a quest and unlock cool rewards! We have over 1400+ quests and 17 categories. ● McMMO: We have a unique skill progression system to level your skills and unlock new abilities. ● AuctionHouse: Sell or buy resources on the Auction House and grow your money balance. ● Server Shop: We have a server shop to buy all sorts of resources from items to blocks and more. ● PlayerWarps: Set a player warp for your friends, or your XP farm. The choice is yours! ● ChestShop: Create your shop with chests so players can visit your place and buy your resources. ● RankShop: Save up your money and buy unique new ranks, these come with new features and commands! ● GriefPrevention: Prevent griefers from griefing your builds by claiming your land.TalesHaven is also cross-play compatible so you can join using Bedrock Edition, Windows Edition, or Pocket Edition. Ready to survive with us? Join our server at play.taleshaven.net if you’re using another platform other than Java edition, use play.taleshaven.net:25568.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	233	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

VioletCity

Economy, Survival

VioletCity is an SMP focused on building a friendly community, everyone is welcome here! Whether you want a place to chill and hang out with your friends, or grind your way to becoming the wealthiest, this server is the perfect place for you!We have plenty of QOL features, including land claims so you can build without any worries! There’s tons of stuff planned to be added soon, so join today so you don’t miss out!Join us at: violetcity.mcserver.ws Join the discord server for news on updates, etc: https://discord.gg/XSrEMnTJjP

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Hypiworld

Survival, Whitelist

A survival server with Create Mod! Since July 11, 2022 and is still ACTIVE. We used to be only in China, but are now turning to the world.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Zombie Dances:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1358

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AppleNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Come have fun in our skyblock 1.8 IP: iscraft.minecraftserv.com SkyBlock is a new part of the Blockman GO game saga that allows you to create your own world alone or with friends. You can build buildings and even entire cities or explore dangerous dungeons in search of valuable resources.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	3845
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PokeValley

Survival

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FoxSMP

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

A minecraft bulgarian server! You can find: -Spawn -Events -Cool Staff -So much more

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Farms Harvested:	420	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Domini

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audio This should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximityView the server’s world map here: http://162.33.22.223:8123

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NeworldCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique Planets Earth: This contains cities, many plugins. VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins. Pollux Planet: Very hard, lots of loot. Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMap: http://vanillamc.ca:8175Bedrock Ip: 142.44.135.67:8014Java ip: vanillamc.caDiscord: discord.gg/stpKN7SvsaEarth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Crops Grown:	5801
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Star Shards Collected:	245
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7478	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Emeralds Found:	6333
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3586
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.