Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	4062	Secret Passages Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	99	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mines Excavated:	1643
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1370

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	5808	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Animals Bred:	136	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	275	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

FateMC

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to FateMC, a delightful Minecraft survival server where you embark on exciting adventures to shape your destiny! Explore a carefully crafted world with beautiful landscapes, various environments, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Gather resources, build shelters, and marvel at stunning sunrises and sunsets.

But be prepared for challenges! Encounter tough creatures, conquer dungeons, and join factions to create exciting rivalries that impact the server’s history. FateMC is all about friendly community interactions, engaging events, and making new friends.

Are you a skilled builder, an eager explorer, or a clever strategist? Your choices determine your path in FateMC, where survival meets fate, and countless possibilities await. Begin your extraordinary journey with us today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	210
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MahiCommunitySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MahiCommunitySMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where adventure and community thrive! Immerse yourself in a dynamic gameplay experience with our unique blend of Towny, SMP, and cross-platform play.

Forge your path in the world of Towny, where you can create and manage towns and nations, establish alliances, and build a flourishing community. Experience the thrill of cross-platform play with GeyserMC, connecting Java Edition and Bedrock Edition players together for a truly diverse and inclusive community.

Prepare yourself for intense BloodNights, where the night brings forth formidable challenges and epic battles. Defend your town, team up with friends, and conquer the darkness together.

Our economy system offers endless opportunities for growth and trade. Engage in various activities, mine precious resources, and participate in the economy with plugins like VeinMiner, which allows you to mine entire veins of ore with a single click.

Enhance your server experience with essential plugins like EssentialsX, providing a range of essential commands and features for smooth gameplay.

Ensure fair play and protect the integrity of the server with GrimAntiCheat, a robust anti-cheat plugin that safeguards against cheating and hacking. Explore the vast world with the help of DynMap, a real-time map that offers an overview of the server’s landscape and player locations.

Participate in voting with NuVotifier and voting plugins to earn rewards and show your support for the server. Engage with the community, make new friends, and embark on exciting adventures together.

Join MahiCommunitySMP today and become a part of our thriving Minecraft community!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TechnoSurvival

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

TechnoSurvival is a friendly SMP server where you can play classic survival with some unique additions. You can choose between two worlds, Modern and Beta. Crossplay is supported so you can play on Java, Bedrock, and even VR! We also offer the ability to change your language if you know any other language that isn’t English! We offer more quality of life changes to the Survival experience such as TogglePvP, Random TP, Residence, Silk Spawners, 1.8 Combat, and much much more!

We hope to see you there!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Alien Abductions:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Love Letters Sent:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Lands of Ethelia

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Lands of Ethelia is a Survival Nations server built around exploration, building, and roleplay.

Our server is NOT modded, and as such you can join without any prior install on any Java client 1.9 or higher, though we recommend the 1.20.1 as that is the servers native version.

On our server we bring the works of Stardust Labs to every single dimension, utilizing their datapacks to greatly enhance terrain generation and variety to give our players a breathtaking experience, whether they are building their home, exploring the countryside, or marching an army.

Our server encourages roleplay, specifically between groups of players, and as such our server utlizes the Lands plugin, to not only allow you to claim land and protect it from grief, but also to form nations and interact with other nations. We also encourage building great works of art, whether it be massive castles and medieval cities, or a huge skyscraper, we’ll even showcase awesome builds made on our server on our website!

We have: Dynmap, Aurellium Skills Lands, Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape, Treecapitator, Essentials, CoreProtect, ChestShop, DiscordSRV and more!

We want any and all willing hands to come play on our server and build it up as one of the greatest experiences for yourself and others, join today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dimension Hops:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AllayRival

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Our server is a 1.19+ version and features both SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and PVP (Player versus Player) gamemodes that are sure to provide you with endless hours of entertainment.

In SMP, you can build, explore and create with your friends, free from the worries of pesky PvP players. But if you’re feeling brave and want to put your skills to the test, hop into our PVP gamemode and show the world what you’re made of! With friendly competition and an active player base, you’re guaranteed to have a blast.

We promise you won’t be bored, because let’s face it, mining the same blocks over and over again can get pretty boring. So why not join AllayRival Minecraft Server and add some excitement to your life? With our hilarious community and endless possibilities, you’re sure to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us for some seriously fun Minecraft adventures!

Server store: store.allayrival.net Server ip: play.allayrival.net Bedrock ip: bedrock.allayrival.net Bedrock port: 19132

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	117	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9661	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.