Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Animals Bred:	166	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

tabularia

Anarchy, Roleplay, Vanilla

Tapularia stands as an experimental Minecraft server, a realm crafted not merely for play but as a canvas for probing the depths of human reactions, behaviors, and sentiments. It serves as a social laboratory, meticulously designed to scrutinize responses towards diverse facets: content proliferation, social dynamics, friendship cultivation, patterns of griefing, economic principles, and ownership paradigms. Embedded within its virtual terrain lies a nuanced critique of contemporary capitalism, ingeniously woven into the fabric of a Minecraft universe.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Shadowgem

Pixelmon

Hello and Welcome to Pixelmon Shadowgem! A small community looking to welcome new members into it’s ranks. We offer free prebuilt homes incase you don’t feel like building. A slide to catch almost any Pokemon and a chance for most legendary pokemon to show up at spawn! Join and give us a try! Discord: IP:45.144.225.101:25565

-/shop -Pokemon Plushies -Dex Rewards -Pixelmon Skills -/HUNT -/Bingo -Crates -Shadow Pokemon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AxolotlMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

ACTIVE SKYBLOCK! WE WILL BE WITH YOU SOON WITH MORE. THE BEST PLUGINS, THE BEST MAPLER, THE MOST EQUIPPED MANAGEMENT TEAM.

AXOLOTL MC

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SolosSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

SolosSMP – A Vanilla SMP Minecraft Server

– Quality Life Tweaks – Special Abilities and Commands –

Allowed: Griefing, Raiding & PvP. Prohibited: Hacking & Cheating!

IP: SoloSMP.net Port: 25565 Java & Bedrock: 1.20.2+

DISCLAIMER: SolosSMP is an independent Minecraft Server, not endorsed or affiliated with Mojang or Microsoft.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Farms Harvested:	669
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Modded Dimension

Creative, FTB, Survival Games

Explore a unique Minecraft experience with the ATM9 modpack, designed to rekindle the joy of exploration and teamwork. ATM9 is not just a game; it’s an adventure, enhancing Minecraft’s core with sophisticated mods for unforgettable journeys.

ATM9 unleashes creativity, with mods that expand the world’s magic, fostering unparalleled collaboration and innovation.

Our community thrives on nostalgia, offering a peaceful retreat where fun, relaxation, and memories of carefree days come to life. We prioritize a smooth, lag-free experience, ensuring your adventures are seamless and enjoyable.

ATM9 is more than a modpack; it’s a haven from the stress the real world blending nostalgia with modern conveniences.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Centrel Games

KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

The Centrel Games Minecraft Server is the home of MassivePvP, the gamemode which is around 10 years old, so, we decided to add it back, with a twist and new features.

The MassivePvP gamemode dates back to 2012, where players can get their gear, enchant, and fight in a big open outdoor arena! We have custom items, rewards and features to make this an amazing experience for all players!

We are a network of a bunch of cool games, so make sure to join our discord server to stay up to date!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Winterscape

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

BRAND NEW SERVER! Come join a growing community to play minecraft at it’s best. 1.19 loaded chunks, mostly vanilla gameplay. Custom textures will be coming in the future! The end will be opening soon, so come join and prepare to battle the fearsome ender dragon with your fellow server members!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Horizon smp

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

This is a minecraft server on 1.20+ that you’ll be able to play on both java and bedrock edition on java edition the ip is play.horizonsmp.org and on bedrock the server adress is 45.85.88.66 and port 4009 The server is an economy and lifesteal server where you gain money and become the richest and gain hearts by killing people. The server also is about pvp since you have to gain hearts to survive you can also claim kits in the server Discord : https://discord.gg/zYas6TZhTu

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Chlebocraft

Survival

The nas The old minecraft server Chlebocraft has reopened. We focus on stable survival without unnecessary plugins.

So that you don’t get bored, you can also find events with various prizes, special events and much more.

The server is constantly evolving and we are looking for new ways to make the game more enjoyable for players. However, we pay attention to stability and quality, which we draw from player feedback, so that everything is to their satisfaction.

A great and nice community with a helpful admin team guaranteed.

Join us and enjoy the game, we look forward to seeing you! Don’t forget to join our discord so you don’t miss news and important announcements: https://discord.gg/MKf7FMapYj

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

pine. MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

The official server of pine. Systems!

This server has:

Bedwars KitPvP Prison Skyblock Survival Events TnTRun and even… Bedrock Support!

Server Version is: 1.8-1.20

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Zombie Dances:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Alpinita

Towny

Towny War server with rpg and missions, with many more things to entertain yourself on the server, and with all its modalities

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PROJECTS turk survival sunucu

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival

IP: mc.projects.gg / Site: https://projects.gg/

To join Turkish Survival Server Gaia, just connect from version 1.20.4!

Download Minecraft: https://projects.gg/indir Join Discord » https://projects.gg/discord

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

craftplex lifesteal

Economy, LifeSteal

Welcome to the CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP, where survival meets the supernatural in the most electrifying way possible!

Dive into a world where darkness and light collide, where every heartbeat resonates with the pulse of adventure. CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP is not just your average survival server; it’s a journey into the unknown, where players harness the power of lifesteal to conquer the most daunting challenges.

Picture yourself navigating through a landscape teeming with mystical creatures, ancient ruins, and hidden treasures waiting to be unearthed. As you explore, you’ll encounter fellow adventurers, forging alliances and facing off against foes in epic battles for supremacy.

But here’s the twist: in CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP, your survival isn’t just about avoiding danger—it’s about embracing it. With the power of lifesteal at your fingertips, every strike against your enemies fuels your vitality, turning the tide of battle in your favor.

Forge your path as a master of the dark arts or a beacon of light in a world shrouded in mystery. Build towering fortresses to defend against the forces of darkness or embark on daring raids to claim glory and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

With custom plugins and a vibrant community of adventurers, CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP offers endless possibilities for those brave enough to venture into its depths. Are you ready to embrace the darkness and become a legend in your own right? Join us on CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP and carve your legacy in the annals of history.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	145690	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Villages Defended:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TobitopiaNet

Creative, PvP

TobitopiaNet – Minigames Network [1.8 – 1.20]

INFORMATION ABOUT THE NETWORK: – We program 99.99% of the plugins ourselves – We currently have 25 games – We support English, German, Korean, Russian and 17 other languages

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Lunar Legends

Survival

Welcome to Lunar Legends, where Minecraft meets Modernization! Our Fabric modded server is all about enhancing the classic Minecraft experience with fresh, custom features. Designed by our talented development team, we aim to keep the gameplay feeling familiar while introducing exciting new elements each month. Explore our distinct dimensions, each offering unique landscapes and adventures, and hunt down our exclusive custom items scattered throughout the world. Join us on Lunar Legends and experience Minecraft in a whole new light, where the sky’s not the limit—it’s just the beginning.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	4793	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!