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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	137
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Dragons Tamed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

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ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	3759
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	New Chunks Explored:	917562

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	108
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Farms Harvested:	707	Players Killed by Monsters:	7997
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6281	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Buildings Constructed:	34	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	3115
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ores Mined:	7785
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Zombie Dances:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	10

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Secret Passages Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Mines Excavated:	2884	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Void Armor Forged:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Enchantments Applied:	232	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8700	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com