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Players:	97/400	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Divine Spears Created:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magic Items Found:	3930	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

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TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	180
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ores Mined:	4538	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7708	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ores Mined:	3171	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Love Letters Sent:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Star Shards Collected:	300
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Crops Grown:	4290
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Votes:	646
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Dragons Tamed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4929
Players Killed by Monsters:	7276	Evil Twin Fights:	2

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	43	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	572
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	2989
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4451	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ores Mined:	9397
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	442
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Animals Bred:	169	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5287	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Villages Defended:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com