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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 7187 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 14 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
also, we got this super rare diamond armor that makes you invincible. like, you can literally walk through walls and stuff. it’s like cheating, but it’s totally allowed here.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, we got that too. it’s guarded by a gang of killer rabbits, so good luck getting past them.
and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret society of talking pigs who control the entire server. they’re like the mafia of Minecraft, man. you gotta join just to see them in action.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the craziest, most unpredictable server on the internet. you won’t regret it, i promise.