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Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 3815 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
imagine this, one time, we had this insane battle where a senior Hezbollah commander and three fighters from south Lebanon joined the server and tried to take over. but guess what? our players were so OP, they defeated them with just a wooden sword and a potato. it was like, so epic, you had to be there to believe it.
if you wanna be part of the most outrageous and hilarious minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. we have crazy events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and even a dance party with the Ender Dragon. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky and wild minecraft world. oh, and did i mention we have unlimited cake and diamonds? yeah, you heard me right. unlimited cake and diamonds. join now and let the fun begin!