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we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and even a secret underground lair where u can find rare loot! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama dat spits fireballs at ur enemies!

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Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Endless Night Skies: 4
Astral Projections Made: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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