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we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and even a secret underground lair where u can find rare loot! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama dat spits fireballs at ur enemies!

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Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Farms Harvested: 843
Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Zombie Dances: 10
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY